Some people deserve to lose
when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing
the deadliest sport known to man:
WHAT ARE THESE THINGS EVEN CALLED
death on wheels
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I like these 7 second videos. Minimal commitment with usually maximum satisfaction.
marcus johns everyone. I wish i could meet this dude