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unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

uncensoredhijabii:

jarebearsall:

Hahahahhahaha

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

uncensoredhijabii:

jarebearsall:

Hahahahhahaha

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH